Vanilla pancakes


the-haiku-bot:

jesticutioner:

ncsasp:

venort:

reallybadblackoutpoems:

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imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

“chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun”

Chekov’s Cat: if you see a cat in the first act, it will probably be relevant later. (example: Alien)

Shrodinger’s razor: an unopened box may or may not contain the solution to the story; there’s no way to know without opening it. (example: Monk)

Occam’s gun: the simplest way to kill off a character is to shoot them. (example: Bambi)

i have been cracking up at this for the past 3 minutes

Chekov’s Box: If there is a container introduced in the opening act, it will be opened later.


Schrodinger’s Gun: Treat every gun as if it’s loaded unless you’ve checked it yourself.


Occam’s Cat: If you hear strange noises at night, it’s probably a cat.

Occam’s Cat: If you

hear strange noises at night, it’s

probably a cat.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.



coldwind-shiningstars:

Re: blorbo from my research, here is my favorite ever case study. I’m obsessed with it.

Summary:

- Guy presents to neurology with muscle issues, very clearly has something going on but diagnostic tests are inconclusive

- History is mostly unremarkable. Key word, mostly. He drinks four liters of plain Earl Grey tea per day. For context this is nearly twice the recommended daily fluid intake. All fluids, to be clear, not just tea. He only drinks tea tho

- Bergamot is known to be phototoxic in high doses (reacts badly on your skin with sunlight)

- APPARENTLY nobody previously has consumed enough of it for it to be widely known that it is also, apparently, mildly toxic to ingest in high doses

- Guy starts drinking plain black tea again. Only 2 liters this time (he didn’t have a medical reason to drink that much tea, he just liked it) and so now he’s fully recovered


thetinybutimportantthings:

lostinhistory:

Sad news: Walnut the crane, famous for murdering all potential crane suitors before choosing her keeper as her mate, has died

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Condolences to her widower

Rest in Peace Walnut


bogleech:

bogleech:

You know, as the concept of “zombifying fungi” becomes more and more popular, I notice it still referred to everywhere as like a “brain parasite.” So I guess a lot of people overlooked or forgot how in 2019 it was discovered that cordyceps and other similar fungal parasites leave the brain and nervous system completely untouched. They only control the muscles. They use chemical signals to make the muscles flex in real time where they want to go :)

It’s funny how many people are replying “but that’s worse!” like you didn’t know that’s exactly why I put a smiley


stevviefox:

woolandflax:

dumbbitchawards:

bigwordsandsharpedges2:

jaubaius:

Source

Explosive decompression

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I sent this to my friend in China and apparently this is the traditional way of making popcorn!

Occasionally this post wanders across my dash. I always pause and watch. It just so satisfying.



heroineimages:

ampervadasz:

Sneak 100

I mean, the little bugger’s basically invisible until like ten feet away…



geometryyaoi:

IN TODAYS FISH NEWS

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a breed of goldfish, so rare they were thought to be an urban legend by some, was found by u/heavypickle99 on reddit just a day ago.

a pair, lovingly named “Tater Tot” and “Chicken Nugget” because of their body shape, were found in a pond and initially thought to be a birth defect or healed injury, only to blow the minds of everyone else in the subcommunity

i gotta say folks, as far as lost media goes it’ll be hard to top a find like this!


lucky-leafeon:

official-megumin:

cugzarui:

prohumanagenda:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

diaryofandnwoman:

Fruit will last 3 weeks longer….

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Why You Should Keep Fruit In Mason Jars Instead Of The Containers They Come In…….


When you get your fruit home from the grocery store, the first thing you should do is remove it from the plastic containers they’ve come in and recycle them. Next, clean out your sink and fill it with water (you could also use a large bowl). Then, toss in a few tablespoons of distilled vinegar. You’ll then want to submerge your fruit in the water and let it soak for about 10 to 15 minutes. The purpose of this is to get rid of any mold or bacteria on the fruit which is what causes them to go rotten more quickly.


Once the fruit has had a nice soak, remove it from the vinegar water, transfer to a strainer, and rinse with cool water. Leave the fruit out to dry on a tea towel or paper towel. Once dry, transfer the fruit to mason jars and seal up those lids. This is the best way to make your fruit last, particularly berries, which tend to be very prone to mold and bacteria buildup.


And that’s it! Incorporating these few extra steps into preparing and storing fruit can help you eliminate food waste, save money, and keep your fridge stocked with fresh produce for much longer.

helpful advice for people who don’t eat the entire kilo of raspberries on the ten minute walk back from the supermarket, yay!

I saw this post a couple months ago and tried it, and it is amazing how much longer I can keep berries now. Plus they look so pretty in the fridge!

this is not what i expected to find while searching for the time @official-megumin drank vinegar and threw up but i am not disappointed

you should know that this blog is full of whatever I feel like posting or reblogging, it has no actual theme beyond being stuff I felt like looking at

The Mason jar thing is true, but the vinegar step is entirely unnecessary! Fruit washing actually is a lot less complicated than you’d think. Of course pick out any nasty berries, but you only need to wash the berries in clean water for more than 30 seconds and you’re fine. Ann Reardon at How To Cook That has a great debunking video about it, you should give it a watch! No vinegar, DEFINITELY no produce soap (which is a scam anyway) and no gadgets to “detox” your produce (also a scam). Just some nice clean water.


metfell:

metfell:

the internet was made for weird people with disorders to show off their really specific hobbies

shockingly when i say disorders i dont just mean autism and adhd btw


neveseos asked: "

I know this image is just an artistic rendering, but was Chicxulub even close to being that big?

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jacobtheloofah:

queerqueerspawn:

bunjywunjy:

sew-birb:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

YES, ABSOLUTELY. if anything, that paleoart UNDERSTATES it!

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the Chicxulub Impactor was about six miles wide, meaning that when its bottom edge slammed into the atlantic ocean at roughly 20 km/s, its top edge was still in the upper atmosphere.

(infographic cadged from Kurzgesagt)

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SAFAFDG

Here’s an excerpt from Peter Brannon’s book The Ends of the World:

“These numbers are precise without usefully conveying the scale of the calamity. What they mean is that a rock larger than Mount Everest hit planet Earth traveling twenty times faster than a bullet. This is so fast that it would have traversed the distance from the cruising altitude of a 747 to the ground in 0.3 seconds. The asteroid itself was so large that, even at the moment of impact, the top of it might have still towered more than a mile above the cruising altitude of a 747. In its nearly instantaneous descent, it compressed the air below it so violently that it briefly became several times hotter than the surface of the sun.


“The pressure of the atmosphere in front of the asteroid started excavating the crater before it even got there,” Rebolledo said. “Then when the meteorite touched ground zero, it was totally intact. It was so massive that the atmosphere didn’t even make a scratch on it.”


Unlike the typical Hollywood CGI depictions of asteroid impacts, where an extraterrestrial charcoal briquette gently smolders across the sky, in the Yucatan it would have been a pleasant day one second and the world was already over by the next. As the asteroid collided with the earth, in the sky above it where there should have been air, the rock had punched a hole of outer space vacuum in the atmosphere. As the heavens rushed in to close this hole, enormous volumes of earth were expelled into orbit and beyond — all within a second or two of impact.


“So there’s probably little bits of dinosaur bone up on the moon,” I asked.


“Yeah, probably.”

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"it briefly became several times hotter than the surface of the sun”

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hey also i recommend everyone google chicxulub just cuz google has a fun animation of a meteor landing and the screen shaking