Vanilla pancakes

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

seagulls are idiots they cant even read

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

seagulls are idiots they cant even read


butthickey:

creativlog:

Band-aid that goes through chemical changes to match your skintone

they look so happy about having suffered minor wounds to the face


bekstek:

i would die

bekstek:

i would die

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autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

uhmeliamay:

How I spent my time at Pompeii today


useless-swedenfacts:

If you hålla tummarna (hold your thumbs) in the USA, UK, or many other places, they will have no idea what you are doing.  They cross their fingers instead.  Which may be why they’re so unlucky.

useless-swedenfacts:

If you hålla tummarna (hold your thumbs) in the USA, UK, or many other places, they will have no idea what you are doing.  They cross their fingers instead.  Which may be why they’re so unlucky.


ascandalinriverheights:

Making fun of your internet friends like

image


conflictingheart:

1. Chalcopyrite
2. Azurite
3. Chalcopyrite with Quartz
4. Spessartine on Smoky Quartz
5. Fluorite stalactite
6. Dioptase
7. Amethyst
8. Rainbow Aura Quartz
9. Dioptase
10.. Burmese Tourmaline 8.15 ct




catandbear-savetheworld:

danisnxtonfire:

When will the sarcasm end?

If I see a new picture of Phil in plaid I’m not going to live to tell the tale

catandbear-savetheworld:

danisnxtonfire:

When will the sarcasm end?

If I see a new picture of Phil in plaid I’m not going to live to tell the tale


yesbreathingisnice:

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy

yesbreathingisnice:

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy