seagulls are idiots they cant even read
Band-aid that goes through chemical changes to match your skintone
they look so happy about having suffered minor wounds to the face
things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet
- "i don’t have much to say"
- (shrug with a smile)
- "i like listening"
- (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”
How I spent my time at Pompeii today
If you hålla tummarna (hold your thumbs) in the USA, UK, or many other places, they will have no idea what you are doing. They cross their fingers instead. Which may be why they’re so unlucky.
Making fun of your internet friends like
3. Chalcopyrite with Quartz
4. Spessartine on Smoky Quartz
5. Fluorite stalactite
8. Rainbow Aura Quartz
10.. Burmese Tourmaline 8.15 ct
This is incredibly helpful!
When will the sarcasm end?
If I see a new picture of Phil in plaid I’m not going to live to tell the tale
he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy